mary’s blog

(where mary is always write)

The Water Thief

Dear Faceless Person Who Drinks from My Water Jug*,

I am very sorry to inform you that I am left-handed and I have always been able to tell when someone is sneakily sneaking drinks from the jug. For example, I know that you are usually dehydrated between 8-10am and 2-4pm.

You might have to work on those putting-things-back-the-way-they-were-before-you-stole-them skills of yours.

Looking forward to finally being outsmarted,
Mary

*Sadly, that was not a metaphor.

There are 4 reactions to this story, leave yours below?

Levi on March 5, 2012

Sorry, it won’t happen again!

Reply ↓
- mary on March 6, 2012
  
  You can drink from my jug anytime! That’s not a metaphor either.
  
  Reply ↓
Sunshine Sashimi on March 7, 2012

Parang dorm problems lang ba ulit? :))

Reply ↓
- mary on March 7, 2012
  
  Tama. 😀 Except, di ko pwedeng lagyan ng label yung water jug: BIO EXPT. DO NOT DRINK.
  
  Reply ↓

Warning: Undefined variable $commenter in /home/marymaca/public_html/blog/wp-content/themes/manlymary/functions.php on line 296

Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/marymaca/public_html/blog/wp-content/themes/manlymary/functions.php on line 296

Warning: Undefined variable $commenter in /home/marymaca/public_html/blog/wp-content/themes/manlymary/functions.php on line 301

Warning: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in /home/marymaca/public_html/blog/wp-content/themes/manlymary/functions.php on line 301

The Water Thief

There are 4 reactions to this story, leave yours below?

Leave a Reply to Levi Cancel reply