Mary Questions Zombie Reproduction
I was writing a zombie-related post today and started thinking about the definition of life.
In biology class, anything which can  grow and  create more individuals of the same species (i.e. reproduce) are considered alive. Focusing on , if zombies bite people to create more zombies, is biting = zombie reproduction?
And if a zombie bites an unwilling human, does it count as rape?
Plus if a zombie can bite both male and female humans and still end up with a new zombie, does this make zombies hermaphrodites?
Then if a girl is up at 3AM on a Monday reading a book where zombies bite people, does that count as reading corn?
Disturbing thoughts, Dear Reader. Disturbing thoughts.