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Philippines To Borrow Honest Government Officials, Improve Life For Filipinos

Yes, I recycle images and doodles.

Manila, Philippines — Law-abiding Filipinos suffering from their fellowmen’s lack of discipline and morals may now find themselves in better company.

During a press briefing last Monday, Lifestyle Secretary Val Dozer announced the government’s plans … Read full post →

All? I Want For Christmas Is Calee’s Pokedex

Our last story ended with Calee in a life-threatening situation. She has just unwrapped a Pokedex while her Jealous Big Sister looked on and cherished murderous thoughts. On Christmas.

In fairness to Calee, years of being the youngest kid has taught her to be wary of flaunting her blessings. For example, she knew not to dance around … Read full post →

5 Crappy Ways To Get Your Company Noticed Online

Those darned marketing gurus! They only teach you “proper” ways of getting brand recall. Like improving your product or finding out what your customers really want. Don’t they know that those things cost money? And for what? Hundreds of loyal, paying customers?

Why waste your time on those when you can just do a crappy online … Read full post →

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