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The World Needs Editors To Protect It From Mary

One minute you’re publishing honest gadget reviews in your blog and the next thing you know, an immature kid finds fault with your language.

Kid has a point though. If you write stuff like this, you might be in need of an editor:

With more than a decade of experience in manufacturing pointing devices under their belt, … Read full post →

Mary Questions Zombie Reproduction

I was writing a zombie-related post today and started thinking about the definition of life.

In biology class, anything which can [1] grow and [2] create more individuals of the same species (i.e. reproduce) are considered alive. Focusing on [2], if zombies bite people to create more zombies, is biting = zombie reproduction?

And if a zombie … Read full post →

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