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UP Professor Insults Mary, Gets Favorable Results

In the interest of full disclosure, her name is Maria Celeste Coscolluela and this is what she said (in front of the whole class):

You’re from… (looks at my record) Engineering? Are you doing well there, hija? (skeptical)

Doubts regarding my engineering skills aside, this is the highlight of my 3rd year in college: a backhanded compliment … Read full post →

Wherein Mary Bashes Blog, Sets Challenge, and Warns About Possible Death

Since school started last month, Operation: Torture Calee has been on autopilot. (Good job, Professors! Carry on.) This gives me more time to work on the more important things in life. The ones that make my life difficult. For example, right now I will do the following in less than 200 words:

Make fun of this … Read full post →

Mary Corrects Grammar, Gets $200 Donated to EFF

Last year I was doing my usual creepy thing: reading blogs and emailing random site owners whenever I see a typo/factual/any error in their website. It’s such a weird habit with no chance of return (no one ever replies or corrects the errors) that I don’t remember any of the people I pestered. Except for … Read full post →

UP Courses Renamed to Appeal to Younger Generation

Math 1: How to Divide 4 Pizzas Between 13 Persons

Chem 1: 9 Greatest Periodic Trends of the Past Century

Eng 12: 11 Literature Classics You Should Definitely Read This Semester

STS: Find 50 True Friends Who Will Complete a Long Survey for You

EnE 31: 15 Everyday Things … Read full post →

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