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is a twat who forgot to tag this post on January 1, 2018.

After three years

Three years of this blog being stuck in the past puts it in such stark contrast against the present. So what changed between then and now?

(I’ve always felt bad that I work at D______s but can’t write for shit, so I want to try again. Also, I want to associate the WordPress dashboard with creativity … Read full post →

Pag Nanalo Si Binay, Kasalanan Mo

Oo. Ikaw. Lagot ka!

Share ka nang share ng English news sa FB mo. Tapos may kasama pang comment na “This is why Philippines is going to the dogs. The dregs of society selling our future for a kilo of rice.”

Edi waw.

Ikaw na ang smart voter. Ikaw na ang ayaw sa Eat Bulaga at GGV. Ikaw … Read full post →

What To Do If Your Elders Think You’re A Failure

First, stop caring about what they think.

HAHAHAHA!

What a joke, right?

If you’re from a traditional Filipino family, you’ve been raised to defer to your elders. Ignoring their opinions isn’t something you can easily do.

[Author’s note: this article is for young adult Filipinos who are being tormented by their relatives and neighbors for failing to comply with … Read full post →

Philippines To Borrow Honest Government Officials, Improve Life For Filipinos

Yes, I recycle images and doodles.

Manila, Philippines — Law-abiding Filipinos suffering from their fellowmen’s lack of discipline and morals may now find themselves in better company.

During a press briefing last Monday, Lifestyle Secretary Val Dozer announced the government’s plans … Read full post →

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