Y’all know what pair I’m talking about so let’s not go into specifics.
Today, I sat at my Evil Blogger’s Chair and decided that a fake news article about Samsung hiring Sotto and/or Villacorta for its patent war with Apple would be all sorts of giggly fun.
As each sentence made the news funnier (ergo, more evil … Read full post →
Last week, I saw this post on Facebook where a pretty, young girl congratulated my high school crush for passing the board exam. Despite having no contact with said crush for years, I was jealous.
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In the interest of full disclosure, her name is Maria Celeste Coscolluela and this is what she said (in front of the whole class):
You’re from… (looks at my record) Engineering? Are you doing well there, hija? (skeptical)
Doubts regarding my engineering skills aside, this is the highlight of my 3rd year in college: a backhanded compliment … Read full post →
Once upon a time, like, 7:54:32 pm, there was a pretty pretty can of ready-to-drink, just-pull-the-tab macadamia-flavored coffee sitting right there beside 17 other cans on the 3rd shelf from the west, not counting the ones flush the wall carrying 28 types of breads, muffins, cupcakes, and cheesecakes, of the UP Consumer’s Cooperative in the … Read full post →
Last year I was doing my usual creepy thing: reading blogs and emailing random site owners whenever I see a typo/factual/any error in their website. It’s such a weird habit with no chance of return (no one ever replies or corrects the errors) that I don’t remember any of the people I pestered. Except for … Read full post →