Our last story ended with Calee in a life-threatening situation. She has just unwrapped a Pokedex while her Jealous Big Sister looked on and cherished murderous thoughts. On Christmas.
In fairness to Calee, years of being the youngest kid has taught her to be wary of flaunting her blessings. For example, she knew not to dance around … Read full post →
Christmas 1999
I stared at the book with a skinny kid on the cover, wondering what to do.
Harry Who and The Sorcerer’s What?!
Having no interest in magicians and their kidney problems, I looked … Read full post →
Since school started last month, Operation: Torture Calee has been on autopilot. (Good job, Professors! Carry on.) This gives me more time to work on the more important things in life. The ones that make my life difficult. For example, right now I will do the following in less than 200 words:
Make fun of this … Read full post →
Did I ever tell you about that time when I killed a mouse using the remote control? What about when I killed one with my bare hands? No?
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We older siblings are expected to take care of the younger ones (bunso): give them our toys, share our favorite food, get a job and send them to school. It’s a rule that fosters hate and resentment. This is why the media portrays older siblings as angry, dissatisfied bitches who can’t stand the sight of … Read full post →