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5 Reasons Mary Will Not Pass The Board Exam

[I found this buried in the archives section, written before the board exam but never published. Until now. #6 was added today in light of “recent” events.]

  1. Her idea of “research the definition of annual worth” involves 2 minutes of searching for annual worth and 10 minutes of opening firebug to check the resulting website’s code.
  2. Whenever she gets home from her review class, all she remembers is which buildings stand out in Manila’s skyline and which are defensible in case of zombie attack.
  3. She finished reading 20+ books since December. None of which are even remotely related to chemical engineering.
  4. She spends too much time doodling ideas for blog posts and web apps in her review notebook.
  5. When she’s being reminded to take the review seriously, she points to the page with a half-naked guy in her yearbook and argues how said guy is doing well without an engineer’s license.
  6. She’s just too damn good at finding ways to escape the exam.


There are 4 reactions to this story, leave yours below?

  1. Levi on June 25, 2012

    #5. Sounds familiar.

    • mary on June 29, 2012

      Don’t worry, it’s not bookmarked.

  2. Nikki on July 1, 2012

    Takte yung #5. At talagang feel na feel ni Levi. :)) Aw, kakamiss.

    • mary on July 2, 2012

      Onga, takteng June to. Pasukan kasi. Parang required tuloy tayo mag-inventory ng life (so far).

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