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5 Reasons Not To Get A Cat

(From experience)

They will boss you around. You don’t own cats. Cats own you.
They will attack and destroy any hanging piece of fabric: curtain, tablecloth, shirtsleeves, etc; along with your home’s sense of peace. One thread of sanity at a time.
They will pounce on your legs or any vulnerable part of your body when you’re doing … Read full post →

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