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The Water Thief

Dear Faceless Person Who Drinks from My Water Jug*,

I am very sorry to inform you that I am left-handed and I have always been able to tell when someone is sneakily sneaking drinks from the jug. For example, I know that you are usually dehydrated between 8-10am and 2-4pm.

You might have to work on those putting-things-back-the-way-they-were-before-you-stole-them skills of yours.

Looking forward to finally being outsmarted,

*Sadly, that was not a metaphor.


This tall tale is filed under Letters.

There are 4 reactions to this story, leave yours below?

  1. Levi on March 5, 2012

    Sorry, it won’t happen again!

    • mary on March 6, 2012

      You can drink from my jug anytime! That’s not a metaphor either.

    • mary on March 7, 2012

      Tama. 😀 Except, di ko pwedeng lagyan ng label yung water jug: BIO EXPT. DO NOT DRINK.

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