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The Problem With Kids These Days

The problem with kids these days is they don’t know how to appreciate nature and the outdoors. They don’t read enough books. They’re TV addicts. They’re impatient fatasses or malnourished model-wannabes.

And what’s worse, they’re saddled with hypocritical elders like us.

Yeah, it’s probably our fault.

If you’re part of the team who bulldozes forests to build malls … Read full post →

How Mary Accidentally Made A Lot of Friends

(This happened back in the 1990s when some parents in our neighborhood took offense at my ungodly behavior and declared me excommunicado to save their children’s souls.)

I used to go to a Catholic school which had rules for everything. For example, we weren’t allowed to run in the corridors, eat junk food, and say bad words. … Read full post →

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