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Guest Blogging, Kdramas, And The Great Gatsby

(Something nice happened to me on my birthday last week and I felt like sharing it somewhere. Since I┬ádidn’t want to disturb people on Facebook who are waiting for vital news about the lives of their families, how about I share my news here?)

OMG OMG OMG OMG I was invited to be a guest blogger … Read full post →

15 People Who Saved Me In 2012

One of the perks of having a blog is you can make lists of people you know and rank them special, Time magazine style. So in lieu of recapping my 2012 (in a nutshell: it was horrible) I want to use my first 2013 post to thank the people who helped me survive 2012 instead.

#1 … Read full post →

Wanted: A Pair

Y’all know what pair I’m talking about so let’s not go into specifics.

Today, I sat at my Evil Blogger’s Chair and decided that a fake news article about Samsung hiring Sotto and/or Villacorta for its patent war with Apple would be all sorts of giggly fun.

As each sentence made the news funnier (ergo, more evil … Read full post →

Why I Hate Poetry

I hate poetry because I think to write it, you need at least two drinks. And when you read it and try to blink you’ll lose your trail of thought and that stinks!

I’d rather use math for calculating trains and bullets and balls colliding versus counting syllables, hoping they match iambic penta-something.

I never did get … Read full post →

The World Needs Editors To Protect It From Mary

One minute you’re publishing honest gadget reviews in your blog and the next thing you know, an immature kid finds fault with your language.

Kid has a point though. If you write stuff like this, you might be in need of an editor:

With more than a decade of experience in manufacturing pointing devices under their belt, … Read full post →

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