Mary, the Mouse-killer
Did I ever tell you about that time when I killed a mouse using the remote control? What about when I killed one with my bare hands? No?
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My Mom, The Pathological Liar.
She starts the day by pretending that my sinigang isn’t too sour, my caldereta not too spicy, and my fried fish not swimming in salt. Eyes watering, she insists I enroll in culinary arts then downs three glasses of water when she thinks I’m not looking.
She claims to have forgotten the story of when I … Read full post →
10 Reasons To Laugh at The WordPress Codex
This is a screenshot of the WordPress Codex as of today, April 14 2012. There are exactly 10 Instances of Funny in this pic. Can you find them all?
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Mary Macapagal…? Present!
Hello everyone, just checking in from my two week, self-imposed code-athon. Some random thoughts that escaped Mary’s vow of brevity for now:
Food consumption at the Mary Headquarters is at an all-time low. Only at 30% for normal, healthy humans. (Dieting tip: if you ignore hunger, it will go away.) I bet I could win The … Read full post →
Mary Dodges Board Exam. Again.
Last March 28, I went back to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to claim my NBI clearance as instructed. This is a requirement for my board exam application which is due on March 29.
When I got there, I gave my receipt to the claiming station. The NBI guy started writing something on it. Something that looked strangely … Read full post →