Takot ako kay Titser Rosa.
Isa siyang matangkad, morena, at kilalang mataray na English teacher nung elementary ako. Hindi ko pa siya nakikita, alam ko nang terror siya dahil sa mga kwento ng ate at kuya kong nagdaan sa mga malulupit na English lesson niya. Isa siya sa mga titser na unang kita pa lang ay … Read full post →
Once a week, I come home from work and open Gmail to find this:
Gmail
Initially, I wonder why everyone is offline. Then I remember that it’s past office hours. People aren’t on gtalk, they’re … Read full post →
Y’all know what pair I’m talking about so let’s not go into specifics.
Today, I sat at my Evil Blogger’s Chair and decided that a fake news article about Samsung hiring Sotto and/or Villacorta for its patent war with Apple would be all sorts of giggly fun.
As each sentence made the news funnier (ergo, more evil … Read full post →
Last week, I saw this post on Facebook where a pretty, young girl congratulated my high school crush for passing the board exam. Despite having no contact with said crush for years, I was jealous.
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I hate poetry because I think to write it, you need at least two drinks. And when you read it and try to blink you’ll lose your trail of thought and that stinks!
I’d rather use math for calculating trains and bullets and balls colliding versus counting syllables, hoping they match iambic penta-something.
I never did get … Read full post →